6:00 a.m.
Me: Good morning Fez, do you want me to pet you already?Fez: Meow. (No. I need to show you something.)
6:45 a.m. - done with shower, cooking breakfast
Me: What Fez? I've already petted you. (pet, pet, pet)
Fez: Meow-meow. (Dumb ass, I'm trying to tell you something!)
7:25 a.m. - putting on my shoes, getting ready to look walk out the door
Me: (looking to the right at the monstrous pile of kitty barf by the front window) Shit. You've got to be kidding me.
Fez: Meow, meow, meow! (Told you so. Idiot.)